cornchipz: awkwardcontent: Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole. some people never develop beyond this stage ^^^^^^ LOLZ TRUU
bedussey: dootzy: this video will make your day better hOLY HSIT i’m choking
sheaintabeautybutheyshesalright: There is absolutely nothing I wouldn’t do for someone I care about.
thebbcisslowlykillingme: meulins-choice-ass: whodoyouthinkyourefooling: funfreacksnc: babyferaligator: trying to find a needle in a haystack isnt hard at all like wtf all u gotta do is burn the fuckin hay u are the future find the hay in the needlestack tho Big Magnet. if we ever get off this fucking website we are going to do great things
if i got a dollar every time i saw someone complain about not being at coachella i could go to coachella
you know whats worse than watching the person you love be in love with someone else? having to act like you care and so they tell you about everything in their relationship.
life is tough when you’re a lazy perfectionist who simultaneously doesn’t give a shit about anything but at the same time cares too much about everything u feel